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Showing posts with label Headlines. Show all posts
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Friday, April 04, 2008

Satisfying sex? A matter of minutes!

Only minutes needed for satisfying sex

Have you seen the news? It only takes a minute or two--or three--to satisfy our sexual urges. Well, duh. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure that one out. But really, isn't sex a lot like wine? One sip is good, a whole glassful is even tastier.

The full story is here. What do you think?

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Hot in Maine!

Oh man I hate waking up to crappy news headlines. Frogs in lettuce? Funny stuff. This morning's headline? Oh, I'm steaming.

When I was a kid my mother used to say, "And what's that got to do with the price of tea in China?" It never made sense, but I never drank tea. I still don't drink tea but I think I know what she meant.

Have you seen the article about the price of chocolate? Who needs the cost of a bag of Hershey's Kisses to go any higher than it already is? Hmm?

And 13%? That's just too much. Way too much. I'm not happy. Not at all.

But what am I supposed to do? Boycott chocolate? I couldn't do it, I tell you. I just couldn't. Maybe a second job would help...

Friday, January 25, 2008

Frog in lettuce!

The little green frog that narrowly escaped being part of a salad.
Isn't this little frog adorable? A woman in Brookly found him in her lettuce as she was preparing a salad. Apparently he made his way from Florida to New York, then spent three days in her fridge before the frog, which they named Curious, was discovered.
Gives a whole new meaning to salad, doesn't it? The whole story can be found here.